|Everybody Does See my Pants|
- PLEASE IGNORE VERA DIETZ will have a Turkish version, which is way cool.
- She's also a nominee for the TAYSHAS High School Reading List, which we're totally stoked about.
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OKAY! On to the fun stuff. To the entrants of this contest: ROCK ON. I nearly peed myself a few times with some of these entries. I loved all of these and thank you all for entering. Here's our list of top eight (but really top ten...wait for it...)
- Everybody Pees Their Pants & Sequel: Everybody Pees Their Pants: Part Poo ~Michelle
- Everyone Sneezes Aunts & Sequels: Nobody coughs uncles, Some hiccup Cousins ~Geeky nerd
- Everyone Hears the Mosquitoes: First Blood. ~EJ (You know I love my Rambo references.)
- Please Ignore Vera's Tweets ~GinaRosati
- The Lust of 100 Hogs & Sequel: Please Ignore Vera’s Pork Diet ~Gem
- Everybody Sees Your Implants, a sequel to The Bust of 100 Dogs. ~Skye (In The Good Books)
- Everybody's Worn Those Pants ~kourtneyheintz
- Everyone Can See Down Your Pants ~Courtney Krieger
And the winner is MARY CASHMAN, who gave us these three gems, any of which could be the winner:
- Everybody! Seize the Ants! Sequel: What Do We Do With All These Ants?
- The Stud of 100 Dogs, and its prequel: 99 Problems and a Bitch IS One of Them.
- The prequel to Everybody Sees the Ants: Nobody Admits Spilling the Kool Aid
Now, don't get used to this regular blogging thing. After Nebraska things are going to get REALLY QUIET until ALA in New Orleans at the end of June. I have this book that I have to write. And then in July & August, the beginning of another. So you may see me flash my Get Out of Blog Free card.
But you can always picture me here:
And know I am creating more characters with every stroke.