Thursday, November 26, 2009

LINGER ARC Giveaway!

Hey there. Thought I'd let my blog followers know... I'm giving away an ARC of Maggie Stiefvater's LINGER over on Twitter. All you have to do is make me laugh in 130 characters or less (The other 10 characters should be taken up by this: @AS_King, of course.) You can join in the fun here, too, if you don't have Twitter. Just make me laugh in under 130 characters in the comment area and leave me your email address, in case you win! DEADLINE: Friday, 11/27 11:59PM EST.

14 comments:

Sara J. Henry said...

I think I'm very funny in person - and maybe in long-winded emails. But in 130 characters? Nah.

A.S. King said...

I agree that you're very funny...even in 130 characters. :)

Sara J. Henry said...

Yes, if responding to someone else's tweet. Or if an odd thought occurs to me. If I try to think of something funny, my mind is blank.

Llehn said...

A man’s life : 20 years of having his mother ask where he is
going; 40 years of having his wife ask the same question; at the end, the mourners wonder too.

Phew! Less than 130 characters!

lesly7ch(at)yahoo(dot)com

A.S. King said...

I'm the same way. Also--I rarely know I've been funny until the laughing starts. Even then, I doubt it.

Llehn said...

Oh, oh, oh! I just thought of two more!

If swimming is such good exercise, how come whales are so fat?

and

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Um, if multiple entries are not allowed, just disqualify the one that is less funny :D

lesly7ch(at)yahoo(dot)com

Maddie said...

Here's my entry:

@AS_King Sellin my Kidney=Cash, Cash=MORE BOOKS, why not legalize it now?! Although sellin on the black market might be an interestin story.

I posted it on my twitter, but I don't I know if it showed up or not. My twitter: http://twitter.com/LitDrivenGirl


Thanks! Finished your book last night, it was great. Thinking about reading it again just to enjoy it more.

Michael said...

My tweets are protected, so I'll just leave a few here (I made sure they were 130 or less)...

It's time to make the sound of a rape whistle different than the sound of an enjoyment whistle... I'm terrible at reading women.

I heard Tiger Woods was in a car accident...Weird, I thought he was a better "driver" than that.

The magic school bus: a show about a woman who should be put in jail. Immediately.

If I was a kid right now, my wife would be in A LOT of trouble.

The rules for numbers below ten do not apply to 6. He is not a number, he is a free man.

A.S. King said...

Maddie--you just made my day. :) Thanks so much for reading & I'm so pleased you liked it. Yay!

And yep--got your entry here and there!

Varsha said...

My tweets are protected also! Here's all I could come up with. xD

When one can of Spam talks to another can of Spam? They're talking in Spamish.

Shooting Stars Mag said...

It might have shown up on twitter, but just in caseeee

@AS_King "i only steal what I can't afford & that's everything." too bad aladdin's philosophy doesn't work on black friday.


that's what I posted.
Fun fun,
Lauren
lauren51990 AT aol DOT com

Michael said...

I forgot to leave my email address in case I win!

It's getz262@aol.com

A.S. King said...

We've got two winners! @WonderGirl12 and @NinjaFanpire please send a mailing address to asking (at) as-king.com

Thanks so much for playing, all! Stay tuned. More book contests to come!

$arah- Smile your heart out :D said...

Whoopsiedaisy. I always come after the contest. The bad part about being out-dated. =)

Hm. Can you e-mail me? If writers have time(: I have this (great?) idea for a story and have always been getting but didn't bother to write them down. This was the only one that I did. I need help. Oh, terrible, terrible help. Came 'cause I likey your book(:
Write more, write more!

Sorry for wasting (so far)18 seconds of your life. Yes, i counted.

Love,
(From the all-so-wondeful xD)Sarah:)

sarahtle@hotmail.com
Email me with pretty pleases and cherries!(: